whenever right wing people talk about “parental rights” they are talking about property rights. they are arguing for further political and legal enshrinement of their children as their literal actual property
the business in canada has made this quite clear. a popular poster for the reactionaries to have their children to hold up as of late reads “I belong to my parents”.
so the other day a castmate of mine was talking about having once been a little girl (at this point, i all but short-circuited because said castmate is a man in his mid-sixties and my brain had its little moment of “!!!!! trans person!!! and he’s OLD!!!!”) and being asked if there was a famous person he looked up to or wanted to look or be more like. and he said— again, as a little girl at this point— “santa claus!” and everyone thought he was weird for it.
and this story doesn’t read as well over text because you really have to see the guy. but he looks just like santa claus. he’s got the long white hair and the beard and the belly and everything. and i just. the amount of secondhand trans joy i experienced is truly insane. i’m gonna get old! i’m gonna get old the way i wanna get old! hey everybody you’re gonna get old; we’ve been doing it for years!
anyway shoutout to the santa claus of my cast and to every older trans person we love you so fucking much
…Why is Titania Like That? And how does she keep getting worse?
The desire to stick Amandine and Eira in a sack has officially been upgraded to “Stick Amandine, Eira and Titania in a sack (and then stick the sack in an iron safe and drop it into the ocean)”.
Everyone is going to need even more therapy
Oh, oh, that I can answer!
No. Good. Models.
The Three just sort of happened one day. They have no parents: they have the Heart of Faerie. They may or may not be biologically related. And pregnancy was never really optional for them (one of my personal nightmares): when you can get knocked up by a strong feeling of melancholy or a gust of wind, parenthood doesn’t depend on sex, or consent.
They were completely unequipped, and unprepared, and had no one to help them. Maeve is as much better as she is because she tried, and because when Annie started going out and watching how human parents kept their kids from hating them, she told her mother, who actually listened.
Titania never had anyone to help her, and wouldn’t have listened if she had.
*I received a free review copy in exchange for an honest review of this book.
THE INNOCENT SLEEP, best read after SLEEP NO MORE, is Tybalt’s perspective on the time after Titania’s actions at the end of BE THE SERPENT. Because Tybalt has a radically different perspective than October (even more so than usual), trying to read this book first would spoil some mysteries out of turn. By necessity, as the books are a pair covering much of the time and even a few of the same scenes, some of the resolution is present in both. I love them singly and together, and am working on a long, spoiler-filled essay analyzing some of the key elements in both books.
My friends and I are planning on attending two separate local corn mazes this year. I made this meme about it. Now it is my phone lock screen and every time I see it, it reminds me of you!
this is just to say that I really hope Wizards brings you back to write more story for Magic the Gathering, and specifically I am hoping they let you write the Kenrith twins, maybe the next Eldraine set. between Middlegame and Wayward Children and Newsflesh you write the most incredibly crafted sibling pairs, and I think if you were given custody of Will and Rowan you could break everyone’s hearts and it would be glorious.
I would also like that very much. Although K. did an incredible job with Wilds of Eldraine; we bring very different flavors of suffering to our work.
I don’t want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.
Can I also get in on the part where the doctor patiently bears with me as I scream the entire time and then gives me some spray cheese on a tongue depressor?
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Wrapped in several towels so that you don’t have to look at the scary thing
Having delicious snacks shoved into your face as fast as you can eat them while an injection ‘definitely didn’t happen’
Being told that you are a Brave Lady, Clever Little Man, or Sweet Baby for just sitting still
Getting your toenails clipped while you are here
that sounds perfect tbh
Also
Your seeming “off”/any sudden change in your pain or mood or habits will be taken as a sign of an actual problem instead of waved off
If you start yelling in the waiting room someone will talk or chirp at you to remind you they haven’t forgotten your appointment
You can just sleep until the doctor is ready for you. And then sleep more after.
The after care instructions will be written clearly and simply